What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
