Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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