it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
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So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
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I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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