He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Randomize
