i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
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...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
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He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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