So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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