You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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