i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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