I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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