My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
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I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
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I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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