love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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