Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I'm always down for nudity.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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