Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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