got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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