how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Randomize
