i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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