what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
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Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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