the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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