if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
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heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
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And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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