Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
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i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
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Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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