So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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