Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
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