is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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