My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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