He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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