if you like me you must not know who I am
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
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You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
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Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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