just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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