Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
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He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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