why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
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