Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
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