Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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