belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
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