Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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