don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
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I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
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How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
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Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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