my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
