too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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