my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
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wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
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I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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