I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
