i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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