Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
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It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
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Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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