its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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