Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
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normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Green mimosas i think yes
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
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We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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