Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
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She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
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I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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