hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
