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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds

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(330): View more from Ohio

Every perfect package comes with a warning label.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.

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(515): View more from Iowa

officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee

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(516): View more from New York

Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys

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(720): View more from Colorado

Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Say thank you and give him a blowjob.

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