I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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