Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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