That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
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She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
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I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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