Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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