honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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