I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
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From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
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Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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