i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
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Sounds like sex on a twister board.
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You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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